Biro's Inspiratos

Dear Miss Ragnelly Donna,
I've been having a lot of problems with where to place my lavender vase, Phillipe insists it goes in the drawing room whereas I perfer it next to the Delacroix in the study. Please help?"

Anon

Dear Anon,

Lavender green dilly dilly lavender blue, you are blue, aren't you?
Many a trauma comes into fruition with the home of the lavender vase.
I myself once had this problem, but i took comfort in my lovely dear dear dressmaker friend, Catrina Poombs she told me a vase is like dream...a dream where, the grasses are greener, the skies are bluer and life, is seettled and calm.
we need calm in our lives to function properly. to work. to play, and whereas play is the result of those calm times, when you're ready to hoist those rags and get frigging, or whatever the latest dance craze may be, we must have calm to work or we won't achieve results.
Therefore, dear anon, the place for your vase, is the study you must be relaxed to study.
And so, the lavender vase will bring that piece of mind, as you add more pieces, to your mind.
Best of luck anon. please write to tell me how you bloom. best wishes.

Ragnelly Donna

Dear Miss Ragnelly Donna,

Recently I have been suffering from an immensely painful tummy ache. Giles thinks it may have had something to do with those nasty liquorice bon bons I recieved on Thanksgiving, but my secret is that I really cannot stomach Giles! He has a horrible way of making me feel close to vomiting every time he steps into my rather spacious studio. What am I to do?

Yours,

Sickly But Not Sweet

Dear Sickly But Not Sweet

I understand your terrible trauma. In times like these, it is easy for us to feel weak, depressed, and immensely forlorn.
It appears to me that you have two problems. One is that you appear to have a taste for liquorice bon bons. Whatever has brought this on?Many a problem can arise from the humble bon bon. Heartburn, verucas, and alas, eventually suicide can all be symptoms of overindulgence in these sickly sweet balls of venom.
Your other problem is that of Giles. Though you seem to be aware of this yourself. I believe that the problem may not actually lie with Giles himself but of something that has occured between the two of you. Perhaps intimately? I recommend a visit from your faithful district nurse.
There may be troublesome times ahead for you Sickly, and I believe a medical hand is all that can cure you. Do get well soon, and all my besy wishes.

Ragnelly Donna